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Knitting at the Wheel
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO," the woman yelled back. "IT’S A SCARF!"
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