A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out theproper behavior for church, was trying to elicit fromthe youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.

"Don't play with your food." one second-grader cited.

"Don't be loud." said another, and so on.

"And what rule do your parents give you before you goout to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy.

Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap."