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A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
"I wish to be on a beautiful island in the Caribbean."
He suddenly appears on a gorgeous beach.
After overcoming his initial surprise, he states his second wish.
"I wish to be waited on hand and foot by beautiful women."
A crowd of gorgeous women flock to him, attending his every need.
He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish to never have to work ever again."
He’s back in his government office.
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