A little boy had learned in school that in case of an emergency he should dial 911, so when he arrived home, he went straight to the phone. He looked at it and then walked into the living room puzzled.

His father asked him what the problem was.

The boy replied, "I was going to dial 911, but I can't find the eleven!"

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