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Today's Athletic HumorFriday, March 29, 2024
How Old Are You?Nurse: How old are you? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that? Nurse: Yes. Fifty. Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get? Nurse: Zero. Patient: Right. And that’s exactly the chance of me telling you my age. Translate this Joke! |