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Performance Appraisal Glossary
- Good Communication Skills - Spends a lot of time on phone
- Average Employee - Not too bright
- Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
- Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
- Active Socially - Drinks a lot
- Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
- Independent Worker - Nobody knows what s/he does
- Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
- Careful Thinker - Won’t make a decision
- Aggressive - Obnoxious
- Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
- Expresses Him/herself Well - Speaks English
- Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
- Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
- Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
- Career Minded - Back Stabber
- Loyal - Can’t get a job anywhere else
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