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Today's Kid Quote

Saturday, August 29, 2026

My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother. A rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough time finding just the right fit.

When my mother picked out a yellow suit, my daughter went into the dressing room with her. A moment later Mom asked her how she liked the outfit.

My daughter replied, "Oh, Nana, you look so pretty---just like a big yellow school bus."

The suit stayed in the dressing room.


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