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Today's Kid Quote

Monday, October 21, 2019

The young couple invited their preacher for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

"Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yes," said the youngster. "I heard Daddy tell Mommy, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"


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