You Might Work For the Government If...

• You understand the rationalization of an acronym comprised of acronyms.
• You can name the project leader of more than 10 projects including your own, but still can't explain in the simplest terms what they do.
• You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance:
  • A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor.
  • The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention.
• You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym.
• You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about.
• You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there.
• You realize that a paperless office is impossible. Actually, you believe it is possible, just not in your office.
• When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
• You keep documents/manuals on projects that have been long since canceled.
• You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.
• Nepotism is encouraged.

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