A man bought a ticket and won the State lottery. He went to the State Capital to claim his prize and the clerk verified his ticket number.

The winner said, "I want my $20 million."

The clerk replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The man began to get upset and said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the clerk tried to explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The redneck, furious with the clerk, screamed out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"