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Today's Joke About Farm Animals

Sunday, February 17, 2019

Served by Weight

A man and his wife went out to dinner to a casual dining restaurant.

For dinner, they had ordered the chicken tenders plate.

When it arrived, the woman stopped the waitress. "Why do I have only 4 pieces when my husband has 5?"

"The dinners are served by weight," replied the server.

"Weight???" asked the surprised woman. "No one weighed me when we came in!"

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