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Saturday, December 7, 2019
I was casting kids in our church for our annual Christmas play, and I was giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.
One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you can be a Villager."
He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents. Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what! I get to be a mini-van!"*
*A Villager is a mini-van model in the United States.
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