A selection of actual headlines from the Cheney-Whittington shooting incident.

• Shoots, Hides and Leaves
  – Washington Post
• Arms-bearing Americans are rarely wrong
  – Telegraph, U.K.
• Guns don't shoot people: Vice Presidents shoot people
  – Capitol Hill Blue
• Real Men Don't Hide Behind Scott McClellan  
  – Yahoo! News
• Shooting pains
  – Globe and Mail, Canada
• Pundits bird-dog vice president
  – Detroit News
• Hit me with your best (buck) shot
  – Houston Chronicle
• Cheney Gets His Gun
  – Yahoo! News
• Ready, Aim, Misfire
  – San Francisco Chronicle
• Orange you glad Cheney's not here?
  – Chicago Tribune
• Cheney not licensed to shoot birds (or friends)
  – Australian
• Analysis: Cheney's little shot not a big deal among mishaps
  – Buckeye Firearms Association
• Cheney Bags a Lawyer
  – The Herald
• Cheney can't hide from smoking gun
  – Virginia Pilot
• See Dick. Run!
  – The Smoking Gun
• Loose Cannon
  – Washington Post
• So he shot a man
  – Town Hall, a GOP online blog