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Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Too Many Children

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"

Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George."

Census Taker: "Okay, that’s fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"

Woman: "Because we didn’t want any Moe."

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