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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Quality Control

When you have had one of those REALLY BAD days at work, try this:

On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip"; be very sure that you get this brand.

Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that *every* rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested.

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times,

"I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."

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