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Today's Football Joke
Saturday, December 7, 2019
When you have had one of those REALLY BAD days at work, try this:
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip"; be very sure that you get this brand.
Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that *every* rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested.
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times,
"I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
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