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Today's Joke About Children
Saturday, December 7, 2019
As John and his five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day, they passed a car accident. Usually when they saw something terrible like that, they would say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so John pointed and said to his son, "We should pray."
From the back seat John heard his son's earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
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