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Today's Joke About Children

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys.

"No," her mother replied, "the boys are much too rough for you to play with."

"Well," the little girl asked, "if I find a smooth one can I play with him?"


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