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Today's Joke About Children

Sunday, October 4, 2026

A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator.

Suddenly a woman in front turned around, slapped him and left in a huff.

The little girl remarked, "That's okay, Daddy, I didn't like her either, she was stepping all over my toes. That's why I pinched her."


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