Government Office Rules

If it rings, put it on hold.

If it clanks, call the repairman.

If it whistles, ignore it.

If it's a friend, take a break.

If it's the boss, look busy.

If it talks, take notes.

If it's handwritten, type it.

If it's typed, copy it.

If it's copied, file it.

If it's Friday, forget it!