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Today's Teacher Joke

Friday, November 6, 2026

Not-So-Famous Quotes
Quotes finished by schoolchildren on tests

Better to be safe than...................Punch a 5th grader

Strike while the .........................Bug is close

It's always darkest before............... Daylight Savings Time

Never underestimate the power of..........Termites

You can lead a horse to water but.........how?

The child came home from his first day at school. His mother asked, "Well, what did you learn today?"

The child replied, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."


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