Parent Jokes

Welcome today's family joke about parents. Just like children, parents can say the funniest things. When children and parents get together, moms and dads can say some really funny stuff!

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Today's Parent Joke

Saturday, September 30, 2023
  • Motherhood - If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
  • Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.
  • To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
  • The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
  • The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and to let the air out of the tires.
  • The right temperature in a home is maintained by warm hearts, not by hot heads.
  • Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
  • Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

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