Rules of Management
- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring
it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
- If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every ten
minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.
- Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance
to be creative when someone asks where you are.
- If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the
door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors
is good training.
- If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority.
Let me guess.
- Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere
to go or anything to do.
- If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret.
- If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in
conversation.
- If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact,
save them until the job is almost done.
- Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your
life.
- contributed by Profession Jokes