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Thursday, December 13, 2018

"Actual" Letters Sent to Landlords

  • The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
  • This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
  • The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
  • I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
  • I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
  • Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
  • Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
  • Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
  • Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
  • Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away.

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