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Today's Funny List

Saturday, January 18, 2020
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  • It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
  • You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  • Who gossips to you will gossip of you.
  • When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's always a negative one.
  • The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
  • The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
  • Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
  • Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.

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