Today's Funny List
Saturday, January 18, 2020
- No one is listening until you make a mistake.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without
- If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
- You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
- Who gossips to you will gossip of you.
- When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's always
a negative one.
- The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
- The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
- Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if
they are OK, you're it.
- Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.