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Monday, December 11, 2017

Signs Found in Kitchens

  1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
  2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
  3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
  4. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  5. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
  6. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
  7. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
  8. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
  9. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
  10. Housework done properly can kill you.
  11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
  12. My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.

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