"Actual" Letters Sent to Landlords

• The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
• This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
• The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
• I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
• I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
• Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
• Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
• Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
• Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink.
• Would you please send a man to repair my downspout? I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away.