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Friday, February 23, 2018

Dear God

from the Kids

Dear God...

  • Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? -Amy
  • Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry
  • If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. -Mickey
  • I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan
  • In church they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane
  • Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? -Lucy
  • Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita
  • Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma
  • Who draws the lines around the countries? -Jan
  • I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil
  • Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

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