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Monday, August 31, 2015

Realizations about Aging

  • Prayer for Senility: "God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference..."
  • Now that I’m older....here’s what I’ve discovered: "I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it."
  • When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?
  • I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
  • Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
  • If all is not lost, where is it?
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
  • I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
  • It was all so different before everything changed.
  • Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
  • A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
  • I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few...
  • It’s not the pace of life that concerns me, it’s the sudden stop at the end.
  • It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
  • The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

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