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Sunday, October 1, 2023

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

  • Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  • Someone call the janitor -- we’re going to need a mop.
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  • Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingie.
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
  • Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ’em.
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • What’s this doing here?
  • That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
  • Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  • Don’t worry. I think it IS sharp enough.
  • Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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