A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say. A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on a leash.
When you get home, a dog will be happy and lick your face. A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies. A cat will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
A dog knows when you’re sad, and he’ll try to comfort you. A cat doesn’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
A dog will bring you your slippers. A cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
When you take them for a ride, A dog will sit on the seat next to you. A cat has to have her own private basket, or she won’t go at all.
A dog will come when you call him, and he’ll be happy. A cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
A dog will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing a cat will lay with all day long is small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
A dog will wake you up if the house is on fire. A cat will quietly sneak out the back door.