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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Ticket Face

When going to get his driver’s license renewed at the local motor-vehicle bureau, a man was not surprised to find that the building was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until he finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

"The clerk looked at his picture closely.

"It’s okay," he reassured the man. "That’s how you’re going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

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