You know you're on a bad date when...

(female version)

• You order a Whopper Value Meal and he says, "Hey, my name ain’t Rockefeller, honey."
• You’ve never heard someone speak with such passion about an ant farm.
• Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2"
• He’s especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp.
• He calls to tell you he’ll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over.
• He’s been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer, twice.

(male version)

• She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
• You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.
• She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
• She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
• "Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
• She transitions the conversation by saying "I’ve said enough about me. What do you think about me?"