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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Snake Eyes

An old snake goes to see his optometrist.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days."

The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.

The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.

Doc says, "What’s the problem? Didn’t the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I’ve been dating a water hose the past two years!"

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