Men Are Only Good for One Thing

Upset over a newlywed squabble with her husband, a young wife went to her mother to complain. Trying to console her, her father tried to reassure her that men weren't unreasonable all the time.

"Nonsense," she responded to her father. "Men are good for only one thing!"

"Yes," her mother interjected, "but how often do you have to parallel park?"