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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Weight Plan

A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons were in their car waiting at a traffic light.

The woman glanced over at the car next them, noticing a blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter.

Looking at her husband she said, "As soon as I lose my weight from the last baby, I want to try for a daughter."

The husband reached up to the dash, grabbed an open box of snacks, and said, "Here, have another cookie."

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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