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Today's Joke About lawyers
Sunday, December 8, 2019
A carpenter was called upon to put up a bulletin board in a church vestry.
Since the walls were marble, he tried to glue the frame on the wall rather than nailing it, but ran into problems until he tried making the frame out of burr oak.
That adhered quite successfully, leading him to admonish his young assistant, "If it ain't burr oak, don't affix it."
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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