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Wednesday, July 1, 2015
It seems that an elephant got too close to all the baby ducks the circus had brought in for Easter, and accidentally inhaled a bunch of them.
The poor elephant was choking on them and no one could help.
Finally the trainer goosed him and the elephant blew out a whole trunkful of downy feathers.
That's what he gets for snorting quack.
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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