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Friday, December 2, 2016
"Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the prim and proper young lady to her codgery old grandfather.
"What's to be proud of?" asked the old man.
His granddaughter replied, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth."
"Of course," explained Grandpa. "How else am I going to catch my teeth?"
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