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Today's Joke About The Elderly

Saturday, January 18, 2020

The FDA Diet

The Federal Food and Drug Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to:

A. List your ten favorite foods.

B. List your five favorite beverages.

C. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.

D. List water.

E. Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.

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