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Today's Joke About The Elderly

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

You Are a Child of the 80's if...

  • You know what a "burnout" is.
  • You owned/operated a ’Trapper Keeper’
  • You know what "Psych" means.
  • Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.
  • You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
  • You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
  • You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".
  • You know who Tina Yothers is.
  • You wanted to be a Goonie.
  • You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab
  • You know who Max Headroom is.
  • You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
  • You could breakdance, or wished you could.
  • You wanted to be The Incredible Hulk for Halloween.
  • You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
  • Partying "like it’s 1999" seemed SO far away.
  • You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
  • You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to ’Inspector Gadget’
  • You wanted to be on Star Search.
  • You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
  • You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.
  • You owned a doll with ’Xavier Roberts’ signed on its bottom, or knew someone who did.
  • You knew what Willis was "talkin’ ’bout".
  • You HAD to have your MTV
  • You remember when Kramer was on a show called "Friday’s"
  • You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
  • You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
  • You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
  • You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
  • You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
  • You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
  • You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
  • You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
  • You own(ed) any ’cassette singles’
  • You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
  • You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or any other one of the collections they came out with.
  • You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
  • You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
  • You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.
  • You ever had a Swatch Watch.
  • You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
  • You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
  • You know what a "Whammee" is.

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