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Today's Joke About The Elderly
Saturday, January 18, 2020
The FDA Diet
The Federal Food and Drug Administration is planning to issue a guide for proper eating that advises you to:
A. List your ten favorite foods.
B. List your five favorite beverages.
C. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.
D. List water.
E. Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.
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