Today's Joke About healthcare
Thursday, April 25, 2019
TOP 10 WAYS TO INTIMIDATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S DATE WHEN HE COMES TO PICK HER UP
- Sprinkle some dust on your daughter before she leaves. Explain, "It makes fingerprinting easier."
- Challenge him at arm wrestling.
- Introduce him to your good friend Chuck Norris.
- Walk on stilts.
- Casually show him your collection of five shrunken heads, then yell up to your daughter, "Number six is here."
- Come to the door bare-chested. Do a lot of flexing.
- Introduce him to the family by calling each family member to the living room using a whistle, then making them stand at attention and salute.
- Answer the door in a straight jacket.
- As they leave, talk into a walkie-talkie, "Subject is wearing khakis and a blue polo shirt, driving a green ford."
- Say, "Let's pray."