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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Near Miss

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw an elderly priest at the side of the road. He stopped to give him a ride.

Further down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer along the side of the road and turned the truck on a direct course to hit him. Then he thought, "Wait, I have a priest in the truck, I can’t run down that lawyer." So at the last second the truck driver swerved to miss him.

Although he thought he hadn’t hit the lawyer, the truck driver still heard a thump outside of the truck. He looked in his mirror and saw the lawyer laying unconscious on the side of the road

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Ashamed for what he had done, the truck driver turned to the priest and said "I’m so sorry Father, I really tried to miss that lawyer."

The priest said, "Don’t worry son, I got him with my door."

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