Dumb Crooks

A witness was testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney was asking him some questions.

"You witnessed the robbery, sir?" asked the prosecutor.

"Yes," replied the witness.

"What was stolen?"

"Two televisions."

"Did you see the thieves?"

"Yes."

"Could you identify them?"

"Yes."

"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"

At this point, the two defendants raised their hands.