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Sunday, April 22, 2018
A man came into a gun shop and asked to see a shotgun. The clerk, seeing that the customer was well-dressed and probably had a well-padded pocketbook, showed him a Belgian handcrafted mother of pearl inlay weapon and demonstrated its fine points. A bargain at $12,000.
The customer says, "No, not quite what I need."
Then the clerk brings out an English model and shows off its fine points. A steal at only $7,500.
The customer says, "No, I don't need anything that fancy."
The clerk, disappointed, shows the customer a Winchester 'over and under' mass production model. Only $299.95.
The customer says, "That will do nicely. After all, it's an informal wedding."
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