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Wednesday, October 24, 2018

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

  • Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, whistle and make the "woo" sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have any pecs (no), scratch your privates.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Don’t bother to look for washcloth (you don’t use one).
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Shampoo (do not use conditioner).
  • Make a shampoo mohawk.
  • Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
  • Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on floor because you left the curtain hanging out of tub the whole time.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
  • Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.
  • Leave bathroom fan and light on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel wrapped around your waist.
  • Throw wet towel on bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

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