Today's Joke About husbands
Monday, April 6, 2020
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
- Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, whistle and make the "woo" sound.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have any pecs (no), scratch your privates.
- Get in the shower.
- Don’t bother to look for washcloth (you don’t use one).
- Wash your face.
- Wash your armpits.
- Shampoo (do not use conditioner).
- Make a shampoo mohawk.
- Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
- Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on floor because you left the curtain hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Partially dry off.
- Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
- Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.
- Leave bathroom fan and light on.
- Return to bedroom with towel wrapped around your waist.
- Throw wet towel on bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.