Parent Jokes

Welcome today's family joke about parents. Just like children, parents can say the funniest things. When children and parents get together, moms and dads can say some really funny stuff!

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Today's Parent Joke

Sunday, December 8, 2019

While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.

He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.

With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, "No, I also work ... out of our home."

Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered.

The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don't get out much, do you?"


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