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Today's Joke About languageSaturday, March 29, 2025
Great SnacksA guy goes into a bar. He’s sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there’s nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears,"Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar. "Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What’s with the nuts?" "Oh," the bartender answers, "They’re complimentary." Translate this Joke! |