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Today's Boss Joke
Sunday, October 1, 2023
The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illnesses
- The Macy's One Day Sale Flu
- The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus
- The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains
- The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection
- The My Boy/Girlfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease
- The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza
- The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months, and I Want a Day Off Sickness
- The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment
- The I've Screwed Up Royally, and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.
- The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity
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