College Humor

This is where you'll find funny, clean stories about college, as well as the many different aspect of the educational process. So much subject matter to cover. Come back daily for the latest joke about school, college or university.

Check out today's clean joke about college.

Your Ad Here

Our Partners

Today's College Joke

Saturday, October 10, 2026

A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to drive past. Some honked their horns, others hooted, and still others stopped to admonish me for speeding.

Finally the officer asked me if I was a teacher at the school, and I told him I was.

"I think you've paid your debt to society," he said with a smile, and left without giving me a ticket.


Powered by Babel Fish

Translate this joke!