Clean Law Jokes

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Today's law Joke

Monday, October 21, 2019

The scene: A modern day court room

The Participants: Experienced lawyers, and the usual court room crowd (judge, jury, witnesses, and spectators).

The setting: Opening statements, with the first being made by the defense attorney, directed to the Prosecuting attorney:

Defense lawyer (looking at the Prosecutor): "You're a fool!

Prosecutor (returning the glare): "And you're a bigger fool!"

Judge: "As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, we can now proceed with the case."


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