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Today's Joke About Zoo Animals

Sunday, August 9, 2026

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the elephants over the hill."

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses and coming over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.


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