Clean Marriage Jokes

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Today's marriage Joke

Monday, August 10, 2020

A woman in her 40's got married but was a bit nervous about her honeymoon.

The people in the church wanted to encourage her by sending a telegram with a verse of Scripture: 1 John 4:18 ("There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out all fear")

But someone omitted, by mistake, the 1 before John and the telegram just read: John 4:18. ("The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.")


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