Clean Marriage Jokes

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Saturday, December 7, 2019

I asked my wife if she had seen this morning's paper. She said, "Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it – just the classified section, though."

I said, "But... but... I haven't seen it yet!"

She replied, "Oh, you didn't miss much. Just some egg shells, coffee grounds and a few orange peels."


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