Clean Marriage Jokes

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Today's marriage Joke

Friday, November 6, 2026

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.

The other night, as they slept, the golfer yelled, "Fore!"

His wife yelled back, "Four and a quarter!"


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