Clean Marriage Jokes

This is the page where you'll find daily clean jokes about marriage. Find jokes about husbands and wives, weddings, and all the other funny stuff that happens in marriage. You'll find a new clean marriage joke every day.

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Today's marriage Joke

Sunday, October 1, 2023

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," the desk sergeant told him.

"No, no, no!" replied the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"


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