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This is the page where you'll find daily clean jokes about marriage. Find jokes about husbands and wives, weddings, and all the other funny stuff that happens in marriage. You'll find a new clean marriage joke every day.

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Today's marriage Joke

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

A Milwaukee man had been keeping a detailed set of personal record books since he got married in 1949.

One day his wife, transferring his records to a new desk, started thumbing through some of the old accounts.

In the 1949 book, under Non-Recurring Expenses, she found this item: "One Honeymoon."


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