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Today's Joke About childrenMonday, December 11, 2023
Good DeedsA man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!'" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Just a couple minutes ago." - contributed by Mikey's Funnies
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