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Today's Joke About children

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Early Morning Exercises

I regularly do my exercises first thing in the morning.

Immediately after waking, I sternly say to myself, "Ready, now. Up. Down. Up. Down."

And after two strenuous minutes I tell myself,"Okay, now try the other eyelid."

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