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Today's Joke About children
Saturday, May 25, 2019
Early Morning Exercises
I regularly do my exercises first thing in the morning.
Immediately after waking, I sternly say to myself, "Ready, now. Up. Down. Up. Down."
And after two strenuous minutes I tell myself,"Okay, now try the other eyelid."
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