Company Slogans Defined

Beware of companies with the following slogans. Below are the slogans and their meanings.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" - We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" - You'll be six months behind on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" - Some each night and some each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" - We have no quality control.