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Today's Joke About children
Monday, September 24, 2018
A guy was frantically driving down the street in a panic because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life, and not only that, I'll give up drinking."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
The guy looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
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