Weather Predictions

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an elderly Native American man went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

The next day it rained. A week later, he again went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."

The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This guy is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the man to predict the weather for the remainder of the shoot. However, after several successful predictions, the old man didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The old man shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."