No Pressure

An older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery. He had insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He was about to receive the anesthesia when he asked to speak to the surgeon.

"What is it?" asked the son-in-law.

"Don't be nervous, do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, my wife is going to come and live with you and your family."