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Saturday, February 7, 2026

Lonely Superbowl Seat

A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium.

As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field. He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.

The man replied, "No."

Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"

The older gentleman responded, "That’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."

"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?"

"No," the man said, "They’re all at the funeral."

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