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This is the page where you'll find daily clean jokes about marriage. Find jokes about husbands and wives, weddings, and all the other funny stuff that happens in marriage. You'll find a new clean marriage joke every day.

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Monday, September 21, 2026

Traffic Stop Warning

As a woman was driving home from work, she was stopped by a local police officer. The policeman informed her that she had failed to come to a full stop at a stop sign, was handed a ticket.

"Don’t I get a warning?" she protested.

The officer replied, "Sure. Here’s your warning: ’If you don’t come to a complete stop next time, I’ll give you another ticket.’ "

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