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Sunday, June 4, 2023

Pediatrician Questions

A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a checkup.

As the doctor looked down her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?"

The little girl didn't say anything.

Next the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat.

He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"

Again, the little girl was silent.

Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest.

As he listened to her heartbeat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"

"No." the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."

- contributed by Mikey's Funnies

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