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Tuesday, May 23, 2017
 a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.  a game of opposites - the world’s slowest people are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.  a colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the pink, and financially in the red.  a game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law, but a form of moral effort.  a game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green, and then you find yourself in a hole.
GOLF CART, n.
 A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie, it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.
 a person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down five;  a guy who has the advantage over a fisherman - he doesn’t have to bring home anything when he brags he had a great day.
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