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Saturday, August 24, 2019
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.
Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple. Nobody bothered to check the oil and we didn’t know we were getting low.
Of course, the reason for that is geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, and Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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