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Saturday, December 7, 2019


My mother and I sat at the kitchen table eating peanuts one after another.

Finally I said: "Mom, you’d better stop eating these. They’re fattening."

My mother thought about this for a moment, then smiled. "I don’t have to worry," she said. "None of my clothes fit anyway."

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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