Clean Law Jokes

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Friday, May 27, 2022

Rejected Greeting Card Ideas

OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
INSIDE: that you’re not here to ruin it for me.

OUTSIDE: I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.

OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:
INSIDE: What was I thinking?

OUTSIDE: I’m so miserable without you,
INSIDE: it’s almost like you’re here.

OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
INSIDE: buy a dog.

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