Today's Joke About the law
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
You Are a Child of the 80's if...
You know what a "burnout" is. You owned/operated a ’Trapper Keeper’ You know what "Psych" means. Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off". You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer". You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack". You know who Tina Yothers is. You wanted to be a Goonie. You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab You know who Max Headroom is. You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing. You could breakdance, or wished you could. You wanted to be The Incredible Hulk for Halloween. You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!" Partying "like it’s 1999" seemed SO far away. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to ’Inspector Gadget’ You wanted to be on Star Search. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did. You owned a doll with ’Xavier Roberts’ signed on its bottom, or knew someone who did. You knew what Willis was "talkin’ ’bout". You HAD to have your MTV You remember when Kramer was on a show called "Friday’s" You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future". You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name". You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. You heard of Garbage Pail Kids. You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince". You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. You own(ed) any ’cassette singles’ You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon. You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or any other one of the collections they came out with. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did. You ever had a Swatch Watch. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos. You know what a "Whammee" is.