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Monday, July 16, 2018
A motorist driving by a ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out."
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It’s postdated six years from now."
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