Today's Joke About the law
Saturday, May 26, 2018
Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn
The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them. You should not confuse your career with your life. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.