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Today's Joke About aging
Saturday, May 25, 2019
Bright: Wears a lot of yellow and red – usually together.
Intelligent: Got a gold star for spelling in first grade.
Computer Literate: Knows the difference between a mouse and a monitor.
Excellent Communication Skills: Knows everybody’s personal business.
Detailed Oriented: Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.
Prompt: First one out the door at quitting time.
Conscientious: Knows exactly how much sick time and holiday time he has left.
Friendly: Watch out for attractive members of your staff.
Dependable: Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.
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