Daily Clean Jokes about aging!

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Today's Joke About aging

Monday, May 12, 2025

King of the Jungle

A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified deer stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla, and ambled away.

The lion hollered after the elephant, "Hey! Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so angry!"

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