Resumé Dictionary

Bright: Wears a lot of yellow and red – usually together.

Intelligent: Got a gold star for spelling in first grade.

Computer Literate: Knows the difference between a mouse and a monitor.

Excellent Communication Skills: Knows everybody’s personal business.

Detailed Oriented: Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.

Prompt: First one out the door at quitting time.

Conscientious: Knows exactly how much sick time and holiday time he has left.

Friendly: Watch out for attractive members of your staff.

Honest: Gossip.

Dependable: Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.