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Today's Joke About aging

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Good Things About Getting Older

  • Finally you can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
  • Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
  • Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
  • Your eyes won’t get much worse.
  • Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
  • Things you buy now won’t wear out.
  • There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

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