Daily Clean Jokes about aging!

Here is our daily, clean joke about aging and getting older. No one is safe as we find great jokes about retirement, being middle-aged, being over-the-hill and the sad, but funny things that begin to happen to us as we age, such as memory loss, loss of hearing, poor eyesight and more. Grow old gracefully with a smile on your face as you read our clean aging jokes.

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Today's Joke About aging

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Resumé Dictionary

Bright: Wears a lot of yellow and red – usually together.

Intelligent: Got a gold star for spelling in first grade.

Computer Literate: Knows the difference between a mouse and a monitor.

Excellent Communication Skills: Knows everybody’s personal business.

Detailed Oriented: Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.

Prompt: First one out the door at quitting time.

Conscientious: Knows exactly how much sick time and holiday time he has left.

Friendly: Watch out for attractive members of your staff.

Honest: Gossip.

Dependable: Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.

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