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Today's Joke About the militaryFriday, March 21, 2025
Marine JokeA sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Marine joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6’ tall, 200 lbs, and I’m a Marine. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2” tall, weighs 225, and he’s a Marine. The fella next to him is 6’5” tall, weighs 250, and he’s also a Marine. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?” The sailor says, “Nah, I don’t want to have to explain it three times.” - contributed by Mikey's Funnies
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