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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Alternate Communication

During an attack of laryngitis, a woman lost her voice completely for two days.

To help her communicate with him, her husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three taps meant "Yes," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."

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