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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Mustache Comments

My friends have never seen me wear a mustache, so after I grew one during a long vacation, it received mixed reactions. Some liked it, some didn’t, some stayed neutral. But my wife’s friend Lucy spotted me as I walked into church, smiled and said: "Oh, you grew a mustache. I like it."

Then, obviously remembering that she was speaking to a pun-loving fire fighter, she added, "It makes you look very extinguished."

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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