Today's Joke About animals
Saturday, March 23, 2019
Quiet Cab Driver
A woman got into a taxi cab and all the way to her destination the cab driver never said a word. She wondered about this but wasn't too concerned.
When they had almost arrived at her destination, she tapped the driver on the shoulder to let him know that they were almost there.
The driver hollered and swerved all over the road almost hitting other cars.
When he finally got the taxi under control, the woman said she was so sorry for startling him.
In explanation of his actions, he said she had to understand that it was his first day as a taxi driver, but he had driven a hearse for 25 years.
- contributed by Kathleen P. in Texas, U.S.A.
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