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Thursday, September 12, 2024

Ways College Professors Grade Final Exams

  • DEPARTMENT OF STATISTICS
    All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
  • DEPARTMENT OF PSYCHOLOGY
    Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
  • DEPARTMENT OF HISTORY
    All students get the same grade they got last year.
  • DEPARTMENT OF PHILOSOPHY
    What is a grade?
  • LAW SCHOOL
    Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
  • DEPARTMENT OF MATHEMATICS
    Grades are variable.
  • DEPARTMENT OF LOGIC
    If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
  • DEPARTMENT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE
    Random number generator determines grade.
  • MUSIC DEPARTMENT
    Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
  • DEPARTMENT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION
    Everybody gets an A.

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