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Monday, September 24, 2018
The Color Purple
A man is shipwrecked and is the only survivor.
When he wakes up, he’s on a beach. The sand is purple. He can’t believe it. The sky is purple. He walks around a bit and sees that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees. He`s shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple, too.
"Oh no!!" he says, "I think I`ve been marooned!!"
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