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Saturday, January 16, 2021
A state trooper pulled a car over on a lonely back road and approached the driver.
"Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear-view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma’am, that’s your air freshener."
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