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Thursday, April 2, 2020

Going to Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said,"Leave this pub right now!" And the man quickly hurried out.

He then approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man’s reply. "Then leave this den of Satan!" said the priest, and the second man also complied.

Father Murphy then walked up to O’Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O’Toole replied, "No, I don’t Father."

The priest looked him right in the eye and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?"

O’Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die. Yes Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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