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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

In the Words of the Grocer

At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him."

The father, a grocery store manager, took the advice. During the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride’s hand on his future son-in-law’s arm and said, "No deposit, no return."

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