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Saturday, May 26, 2018
Dan goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife Mary Ellen needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We’re short-handed, Dan" the boss replies. "I can’t give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Dan "I knew I could count on you!"
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