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Saturday, May 25, 2019
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO DISCUSS COMPUTERS
Costello: Hey, Abbott!
Costello: I just got my first computer.
Costello: An Intel® Core™ 2 Quad Processor, 2.4 GigaHertz, 1066MegaHertz FSB with 4 GigaBytes of Dual-Channel DDR24 SDRAM, 800MegaHertz, a 500 GigaByte hard drive, with a Blu-ray disc DVDRW and a 256MB Graphics card.
Costello: But I don’t know what any of it means!!
Costello: That’s exactly why I am here to see you.
Costello: I heard that you are a real computer expert.
Costello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you’re going to train me.
Costello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson.
Costello: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off.
Costello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do?
Costello: No, I told you, I want to turn it off.
Costello: Wait a second. I want to turn it off. Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do.
Costello: Why should I press the Start button?
Costello: I press Start to stop.
Costello: I knew it! So what do I press.
Costello: Start what?
Costello: Start button to do what?
Costello: You don’t have to get rude!
Costello: Then say what you mean.
Costello: Don’t say, "Start!"
Costello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop.
Costello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights.
Costello: I’m being ridiculous? Well, I think it’s about time we started this conversation.
Costello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good-bye.
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