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Sunday, November 19, 2017
A man signed up with a dating agency, and was sent on his first date to a hospital. Instead of getting a date with a nurse, though, he was matched up with one of the patients.
She said "I am not sure if the dating agency told you, but I only have two weeks to live."
The man replied, "I'm not sure if the agency told YOU, but I am only looking for a short term relationship!"
- contributed by Rich from Adelaide, Australia
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