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Sunday, November 19, 2017

Date Matching

A man signed up with a dating agency, and was sent on his first date to a hospital. Instead of getting a date with a nurse, though, he was matched up with one of the patients.

She said "I am not sure if the dating agency told you, but I only have two weeks to live."

The man replied,  "I'm not sure if the agency told YOU, but I am only looking for a short term relationship!"

- contributed by Rich from Adelaide, Australia

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