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Sunday, March 26, 2023

Advantages of Aging

  • Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
  • No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  • There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
  • Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
  • In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

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