Your Paycheck Explained
Gross pay: $1222.02
| Income Tax | 244.40 | Outgo Tax | 45.21 |
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| Interstate Tax | 5.89 | State Tax | 61.10 |
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| County Tax | 6.11 | City Tax | 12.22 |
| Rural Tax | 4.44 | Back Tax | 1.11 |
| Front Tax | 1.16 | Side Tax | 1.61 |
| Up Tax | 2.22 | Down Tax | 1.11 |
| Tic-Tacs | 1.98 | Thumbtacks | 3.93 |
| Carpet Tacks | 0.98 | Stadium Tax | 0.69 |
| Flat Tax | 8.32 | Surtax | 3.46 |
| Ma'am Tax | 2.60 | Parking Fee | 5.00 |
| No Parking Fee | 10.00 | F.I.C.A. | 1.88 |
| T.G.I.F. | 9.95 | Life Ins. | 5.85 |
| Health Ins. | 16.23 | Disability | 2.50 |
| Ability | 0.25 | Liability Ins. | 3.41 |
| Dental Ins. | 4.50 | Mental Ins. | 4.33 |
| Reassurance | 0.11 | Coffee | 6.85 |
| Coffee Cups | 66.51 | Calendar | 3.06 |
| Floor Rental | 16.85 | Chair Rental | 4.32 |
| Desk Rental | 4.32 | Union Dues | 5.85 |
| Union Don'ts | 3.77 | Cash Advances | 0.69 |
| Cash Retreats | 121.35 | Overtime | 1.26 |
| Under Time | 54.83 | Eastern Time | 9.00 |
| Central Time | 8.00 | Mountain Time | 7.00 |
| Pacific Time | 6.00 | GMT | 24.00 |
| Bathroom Time | 4.44 | Time Out | 12.21 |
| Oxygen | 10.02 | Water | 16.54 |
| Electricity | 38.23 | Heat | 51.42 |
| Air Cond. | 46.83 | Misc. | 144.38 |
Take Home Pay: $0.02
This is where the expression "your 2 cents worth" comes from.
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