Advantages of Aging

• Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
• People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
• Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
• No one expects you to run into a burning building.
• There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
• Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
• In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.