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Thursday, June 17, 2021

Termite Problems

An exterminating company was giving free termite inspections, and my dad phoned for an appointment.

After the inspector checked out our house, he said to Dad, "You don’t have any termites right now, but there’s a bunch of ’em in that firewood out back. When they’ve eaten their way through it, I guarantee they’ll head for your house."

Dad was silent for a moment. Then, he replied, "Well, from the prices you quoted, I figure it would be cheaper for me just to buy the termites another cord of wood."

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