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Saturday, March 23, 2019
A panda walks into a restaurant. After he is seated, a waiter takes his order.
The waiter brings the panda his food. After the panda finishes eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, then runs out of the restaurant.
The owner of the restaurant chases the panda. When the owner catches the panda, he asks the panda, "Why did you shoot the waiter?"
The panda tells him to look up ’panda’ in the dictionary, so he does.
He reads the following description: "A large black-and-white mammal of central China that eats shoots and leaves."
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