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Saturday, September 26, 2020
When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store, a woman came up to my register with a package of white athletic socks.
"Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?" she asked.
Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, "I like them."
Relieved, I started to ring her up, until she interrupted me.
"Can I have another pack? This one's been opened."
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