Clean Jokes About Religion

There are a lot of funny things that happen when talking about or learning about God. Here you'll find daily clean jokes about the Bible, Christianity, ministers, priests, Sunday School, biblical characters and more, every day!

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Today's Joke About religion

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Proud Father

One night a new mother found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, wonder, enchantment, concern...

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It’s truly amazing!" he whispered. "I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $49.95."

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