Clean Jokes About Religion

There are a lot of funny things that happen when talking about or learning about God. Here you'll find daily clean jokes about the Bible, Christianity, ministers, priests, Sunday School, biblical characters and more, every day!

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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Sleeping Like a Baby

While the stock market was at an all-time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.

One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he was worried.

He replied that he slept like a baby.

The client was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"

"Yes, that’s right," he said. "Just like a baby...I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours!"

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