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— Puns, Language and Word Jokes —
Wednesday, August 12, 2020

A Bit Pricey

At the end of a marathon shopping trip, I fumbled in my pocket for my credit card to pay for a lovely blouse.

"I’ll have to resort to this—I’m out of cash," I told the distinguished gentleman who was waiting on me.

Noticing his surprised smile, I glanced down and realized that I had handed him the key card to my hotel room.

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