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Monday, October 21, 2019
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 180 in 2 seconds flat," his wife said.
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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