Shop Andy's Airplanes Today!

Clean Jokes About Words and Puns

If you like plays on words, puns and jokes about language, you've come to the right place. Come back daily to see which clean joke or pun we've chosen for the day.

Your Ad Here

Our Partners

Fun With Words!

— Puns, Language and Word Jokes —
Monday, July 16, 2018

Great Snacks

A guy goes into a bar. He’s sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!"

He looks around - there’s nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."

The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears,"Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!"

He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.

"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What’s with the nuts?"

"Oh," the bartender answers, "They’re complimentary."

Translate this Joke!

Powered by Babel Fish