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Monday, July 16, 2018
A guy goes into a bar. He’s sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!"
He looks around - there’s nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."
The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears,"Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!"
He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.
"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What’s with the nuts?"
"Oh," the bartender answers, "They’re complimentary."
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