Daily Clean Jokes about aging!

Here is our daily, clean joke about aging and getting older. No one is safe as we find great jokes about retirement, being middle-aged, being over-the-hill and the sad, but funny things that begin to happen to us as we age, such as memory loss, loss of hearing, poor eyesight and more. Grow old gracefully with a smile on your face as you read our clean aging jokes.

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Today's Joke About Getting Older

Thursday, April 2, 2020

You're Getting Old When...

  • The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  • Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
  • You get winded playing chess.
  • A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
  • You walk with your head high trying to get used to your bifocals.
  • Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..."
  • You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
  • You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
  • You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
  • After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
  • Dialing long distance wears you out.
  • You're startled the first time you are addressed as an old timer.
  • You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
  • The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.
  • You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.
  • A fortune teller offers to read your face.
  • The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
  • You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.

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