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Today's Joke About Getting Older
Monday, December 11, 2023
Don't Swear in front of the kids
On the birth of my daughter, I made an effort to curb my colorful vocabulary, quite successfully, I thought, until the following exchange between Mom and our three year old caught my attention:
Mom: Jane, sit down for dinner.
Jane: I need to go upstairs and tell Poppy we are home.
Mom: Jane...sit down.
Jane: I need to tell Poppy.
Mom: Sit down; he already knows we are home.
Jane: No he doesn't. I just heard him say !@#%@ and #%@!*.
* Expletives omitted.
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