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Today's Joke About Getting OlderMonday, December 11, 2023
Don't Swear in front of the kidsOn the birth of my daughter, I made an effort to curb my colorful vocabulary, quite successfully, I thought, until the following exchange between Mom and our three year old caught my attention: Mom: Jane, sit down for dinner. Jane: I need to go upstairs and tell Poppy we are home. Mom: Jane...sit down. Jane: I need to tell Poppy. Mom: Sit down; he already knows we are home. Jane: No he doesn't. I just heard him say !@#%@ and #%@!*. * Expletives omitted. Translate this Joke! |