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Wednesday, November 13, 2019
Behave in Church
After a the service, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told the minister how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.
"About halfway through the sermon," she said, "I leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, the minister is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!' It worked!"
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