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Sunday, March 26, 2023


At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

"Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: ’To My One And Only Love.’ That way, if we break up, and she throws it back at me, I can use it again."

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