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Saturday, May 26, 2018

In a Hurry

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry, and was not happy about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I’ll be lucky to get out of here and home before Easter!"

"Don’t worry, ma’am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have there, you’ll be home in no time."

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