Wisdom Learned with Age (Part 2)

• It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
• Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun.
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
• If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
• Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run. (he hates that.)
• Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself)
• When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
• If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
• An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
• A closed mouth gathers no feet.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.
• Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
• The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.