Psychiatric "Help"

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went to the psychiatrist's office, relaxed on the couch, and spilled his guts. Then, he waited for the psychiatrist's profound wisdom to help make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked a few questions, took some notes, then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, the psychiatrist looked up with an expression of delight and said, "I think your problem is low self-esteem. It's very common among losers."