Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

• Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor -- we’re going to need a mop.
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingie.
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ’em.
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• What’s this doing here?
• That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
• Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
• Don’t worry. I think it IS sharp enough.
• Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!