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 Today's Funny ListFriday, October 31, 2025 Guess What Day It IsOver breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!" - contributed by Jacob Alison Translate this Joke! | 

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